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28 Mar 2014 14:16 #1 by Mark Colmer
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We've had an email this week from a Hunts Council enforcement officer regards a complaint of cyclists defecating (yes, that's right, a number 2) around Old Weston. There is no evidence that these were cyclists from our club, and our club runs were not in that area at the time.

I'm not going to tell you to never take a natural break at the road side - we all get caught short sometimes, but if you do need some relief, then please, please be discrete about it. I'm sure you are aware that there are plenty of people who'll seize any opportunity to complain about us enjoying our sport, so don't give their small minded prejudice any more ammunition! Also, please bear in mind that we rely on the cooperation of councils and the police to promote events on the road.

The enforcement officer also asked for us to point out that hidden CCTV cameras are used in the countryside to catch fly-tippers.

thanks,

Richard

p.s. next time you're driving along a main road and see a car pulled up and its occupant taking a leak, why not let the council know!
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28 Mar 2014 14:17 - 28 Mar 2014 14:17 #2 by Mark Colmer
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This brings a whole new meaning to 'Club Runs'!!
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Last edit: 28 Mar 2014 14:17 by Mark Colmer.

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28 Mar 2014 16:26 #3 by terry694
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Wonder if he used a rabbit for toilet paper

Its really is complicated

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28 Mar 2014 16:34 #4 by Mark Colmer
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Chris Preston said that he will provide the 'Pampers'!
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28 Mar 2014 18:11 #5 by terry694
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Chris Preston said that he will provide the 'Pampers'!
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Flashbacks

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28 Mar 2014 18:41 #6 by BeloB
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Perhaps this explains why a portaloo has mysteriously appeared on the side of the road near Gt Staughton.

Are the council going to provide such facilities throughout the area just in case ?

Ian

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28 Mar 2014 19:06 #7 by terry694
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Perhaps this explains why a portaloo has mysteriously appeared on the side of the road near Gt Staughton.

Are the council going to provide such facilities throughout the area just in case ?

Im glad you cleared that up (so to speak) I thought it was the tardis

Its really is complicated

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29 Mar 2014 06:27 #8 by Chrisbpr
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Chris Preston said that he will provide the 'Pampers'!
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Do endura do Lycra pampers ???

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31 Mar 2014 12:24 #9 by Dasilky
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If you are concerned this may be a problem for you can I recommend "Shortful" kit.

GripCrap might help to!!

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