can opener

I'm having a real problem opening a can of salmon at the moment. The can opener I'm using is not fit for purpose so can anyone recommend one that will do the job. I have thought about using semtex but it has been pointed out that this may prove risky. I have also attempted to chew the top off which resulted in a bleeding tounge and gums.

Should have spent the extra 10p and got the one with the ring pull !!

Alternatively, Turn your bike upside-down, use one hand to turn the peddles and use the other hand to grind the lid off the salmon tin using the chain !! Simplze

AndyJ wrote:

Should have spent the extra 10p and got the one with the ring pull !!

Alternatively, Turn your bike upside-down, use one hand to turn the peddles and use the other hand to grind the lid off the salmon tin using the chain !! Simplze

I did go for a ring pull in t×+#os but someone had had shoplifted the last one.
I will try the bike thing and update you in due course

Keep hitting it with a chain whip

rostlr wrote:

Keep hitting it with a chain whip

ooh errr

Well a can of worms has been opened elsewhere on the forum so I suggest you use that.

garyn wrote:

Well a can of worms has been opened elsewhere on the forum so I suggest you use that.

That was your fault trouble maker

terry694 wrote:

rostlr wrote:

Keep hitting it with a chain whip

ooh errr

wrong forum

terry694 wrote:

I'm having a real problem opening a can of salmon at the moment. The can opener I'm using is not fit for purpose so can anyone recommend one that will do the job. I have thought about using semtex but it has been pointed out that this may prove risky. I have also attempted to chew the top off which resulted in a bleeding tounge and gums.

Tough one Terry for a man of your age but ever thought of nipping round to one of your neighbors and asking to loan a can opener?

rostlr wrote:

terry694 wrote:

rostlr wrote:

Keep hitting it with a chain whip

ooh errr

wrong forum

:')))

I think this sounds so dangerous and impulsive ! I think for your own safety you should stop immediately and do something else instead which is far safer ? Errrrr like I don't know go for a bike ride oh no wait ! ..........

adrianotaverna wrote:

I think this sounds so dangerous and impulsive ! I think for your own safety you should stop immediately and do something else instead which is far safer ? Errrrr like I don't know go for a bike ride oh no wait ! ..........

semtex it is then